I am sure most people have been judged in some capacity or the other – either during interviews or competitions. I have always found it a little dicey when you are sitting in one of these interviews, and folks who are there to judge pop a question at you. Something like, “What is your biggest mistake?” Now, I have before me two choices. I could bare my soul and tell them of all the mistakes I ever made, and rank them by magnitude or chronologically starting from the time you dropped an ice-cube down your brother’s shirt in the freezing winter, causing an unpleasant scene for one and all. Of course, one is fraid of weeping at an interview, and we go for the light effect.
Something about how much I hate to see the counter top dirty, and how I put up a sign in the office kitchen saying – “No cleaning lady comes after you to clean up, so please do your duty.”
That particular anecdote, tickles the funny bone of the husband, and may be looked upon with the benign eye by the judges.
Apparently, the other option of proclaiming one is perfect is far from perfect. Look at this poor peacock from Philippines. She was strutting along just fine in the Miss Universe beauty pageant. In fact, couple of birds had their little bets going on her. Then, just as she was preening that last feather down by the bottom of her tail, she was handed the mitten. The reason? She was asked about the time she made a mistake, and she, not wanting to tell the time that she socked her brother with a wet sock, said she isn’t the kind of person who makes mistakes, and that proved to be her biggest mistake.
http://abcnews.go.com/WN/miss-philippines-venus-raj-loses-beauty-pageant-made/story?id=11473055&page=2little miss perfect.
12 thoughts on “Little Miss Perfect sat on a Muffet”
Always the brother, what? Why me?
Well….it couldn’t have been the sister – she was too big!
Isn’t that a peahen?? 🙂
aaahhh…technicality. I just thought a peacock, though male, looks beautiful and is supposed to be quite the haughty narcissist.
Hey thats not a techincality 🙂
Actually you would have gotten away with it if you had mentioned “like a peacock”… there at least you are comparing attributes 🙂
Lets not get into the attributes
LOL@ the drip ;–) I think its funny.
Manu…like a peacock – if you insist!
Loved the way you put it. Perfect I must say. 🙂
Thanks Sapna 🙂
Venus Raj have that goddess figure and i think that she has a perfect body “